(Source: w4rpedfascination, via yes-i-wasdrunk)
(Source: w4rpedfascination, via yes-i-wasdrunk)
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
(via janeeffingdoe)
if you call me cute i’ll probably fall in love with you because self esteem issues
(via janeeffingdoe)
I’m a sexual being. So, I really don’t get why I’m supposed to wait some arbitrary period of time before fucking someone I like in fear that they won’t respect me afterward. Like, it’s not my fault you can’t see me as human just because you stuck your dick inside me but whatever, you ain’t shit, at least I got laid.
(via janeeffingdoe)
Tackling the first allergic reaction this #summer. Benedryl don’t fail me now! #ihatebugs #youreallydontwannaseewhatilooklikerightnow -.- @sdtaira
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
(via lorddisick-inthisbitch)
Imagine that you’re awkwardly sitting there at a formal dance when suddenly you see a hand extended towards you. ”May I have this dance?” they ask. You look up, and find that it’s your favorite character.
Imagine that favorite character then fucking you so hard that night that you don’t think you’ll be able to stand the next morning.
(via naughtynacirema)
Sex-y.
(Source: zmiichelle, via arrogant-bandit)
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
(Source: oceanicforest, via flannelsandjeans)
(via justconsiderthelilies)
i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
(Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh, via charliexxx)
There’s just something about
Alex Scott <3
